Funny Sms
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
these shayarese are very nice
padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
For my love vaishali—-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
hum ap ko dil se salam kerta hai apna her lamhe ap ko name karta hai…..
Yeh aur bat hai dur ap sa rahta hi…………
yaat to ap ko SUBAH-ASHAM kerta hai
4 dino ka…..
Vication o raba
lambi prhi lambi prhi
Prhi me dil mere lge kbi na
Prhne se JAN mri jae hamesha
Ktne zamane BAD O RABA
TULLA LAGAYA
TULLA LAGAYA
HA HA HA…….
Dur se dekha to hemamalene nazar aaye
Dur se dekha to hemamalene nazar aaye
pass jake dekha to Gai puch hila rahe the
Raaste mein gehre hai phool, uthate hai koye koye.
Mohabbat karte hai sabhi, nibahte hai koye koye.
kai baar intzaar main hum
ulte pao bhi laute hai kya gila
hum unse kare ye sikwe choote moote hai
ravi sharma
KISI’ ko ‘PALKON’ Mein Na Basaao,
‘PALKON’ mein Sirf ‘SAPNE’ Baste Hain,
Agar Basaana hai to ‘DIL’ mein Basaao,
kyon ki ‘DIL’ mein Sirf ‘APNE’ Baste Hain
jub se mera cehra mujhaya hai….
tabse pani ko dekh kar bhi jee ghabraya hai…..
aub tho uth jate hai mere pair aksar….
jubse salma k kutte ne kaat khaya hai….
bhuly se kabi hame bhi yaad kiya karo pyar nahi to shikayat hi keya kro itna bi ghair na sanjo ki baat hi na keya karo phone nahi to sms hi keya karo
A chand tujhe chandni ki kasam maine bhi ik chand dekha hai tujme to dage hai maine bedag dekha hai bus furk itna hai ki tujhe baar baar dekha hai aur use ik hi baar dekha hai
kisi ne dil badal diya…
kisi ne dhadkan badal di…
aap k pas kuch nai tha badal ne ko……
to
aapne mandir me jakar “chappal” badal li…?
Dherru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha….
ki Har Bhikhari k Hath Me Mobile Ho,
Aur
Aaj
Tumne Vo Sapna Pur kar ke dikhaya
L - Love
A - And
K - Kiss
M - Me
E - Everyday
paani se pyaas na bujhi to wo makhane ki or chal nikla
socha tha khuda se sikayat karonga uski per khuda bhi uska aasik nikla….this site is really good…..
dil se hame bhulaoge kaise
hamse dur jaoge kaise
hum to wo khusboo hai
jo aapki sanso me baste hai
khud ke sanso ko rok ppoge kaise
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
asharam ji baba ne. kaha ki dekho logo se. yeh aabmi. 1 saal se gunga tha. ab yeh bolega. dekho bete bolo. ek aadmi akar bolta hai. ki, guru ji. yeh aadmi gunga nahi. behra hai…..?
(from deepak sem)
mene pucha chand se dekha hai kahi,
mere chand sa hasi,
chand ne kaha chandni ki kasam
nahi nahi nahi…
mai dilvalon ka afshana hu,
dosto ka deewana hu
mai koi bhul jane vala sapana nahi,
pqar me jal jane vala parwana hu.
yadon ka silsila yun hi chalt raha, hum yun hi sapne sanjote rahe, mulakat sapno main hui unki hanse, wo hantho main lagi mehndi chupate rahe, dekh mehndi bhare hanto hantho ko unke,aankho ke pemane chal se chalak gaye, hum akele the is jahan mein akele hi reh gaye……
MISS YOU SATHI…..
JAB TAK BIKA NA THA,
KOI PUCHTA NA THA,
TUMNE HAME KHARID KE,
ANMOL KAR DIYA.
OOOOO JI AAPKE LIYE HAY.
SOCH KE AAPKE BAARE ME MUSKURATE HAYN HAM,
SABKO KAHANI AAPKI SUNATE HAYN HAM,
JAB BHI YAAD KARTE HAYN AAPKO,
SARI DUNIYA KO US WAQT BHUL JAATE HAYN HAM….
CHAHNE SE KOI CHEEZ APNI NAHI HOTI,
HAR MUSKAAN KHUSHI NAHI HOTI,
KAHNA TO CHAHTE HAYN BAHOOT KUCH,
MAGAR KABHI ALFAAZ TO KABHI JUBAN SATH NAHI HOTI….
AARIF RASHID KHAN (ABHI)
KYU KISI SE ITNA PYAR HO JATA HAY,
EK DIN KA BHI INTAJAR DUSWAR HO JATA HAY,
LAGNE LAGTE HAYN APNE BHI PARAYE,
AUR EK AJNABI PAR AYTBAAR HO JATA HAY…
AARIF RASHID KHAN (ABHI)
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
tere ishq mai main apane apakobhol gaya tere judai ne main tera phon number bholgaya
tujhe pyar kartha hoon yeh sab karte magar mujhe ye na pata tha ki sab tume hi pyar karte hain.
jab tak bika na tha koi puchta na tha
tumne hame kharid ke anmol kar diya..?
i love you so much jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya
Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
Teri Kami Se Dil mera Udas hai.
Par mujhe to aaj bhi tere milne ki aas hai,
Zakhm nahi par dard ka ehsas hai
aisa lagta hai hamare dil ka ek tukda
aaj bhi tere paas hai.
girl jo mar chuki hay apne boy frnd s kahti hay- ek vada tha tera har vade ke piche tu milega mujhe har gali har darvaje ke peche. per tuhi ek bewafa nikla, ek tu hi na tha mere janaje me……….
boy frnd kahta hay - ek vada tha mere har vade ke peche, main milunga tere har gali har darvaje ke peche par tune hi mud ke
na dekha, ek aur janaja tha tere janaje ke peche………….
I LOVE YOU I MISS U OOOOOORIYA JI
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